2013年9月27日星期五

People Who Dog-Ear Library Book Pages

Please write me a limerick about those assholes who dog-ear the pages of library books. As much as I’d prefer it if you could just make these people suffocate in their sleep, I think a limerick would ease my pain. Tell them to get a book mark or to learn how to remember numbers or to finish a chapter, so a book mark is non-essential. I don’t know. You’re the artist. -CA


Courtesy has just disappeared
Another page I find dog-eared
You don’t own this page
You belong in a cage
They make bookmarks. Go buy one. You’re weird.


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